January 2011
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Jan 31st
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“Yeah they’re all Celtic and I’m Rangers, but if they put on a Celtic...”
– Some guy
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The kind of people I associate with
Sam: Exactly what country in the Middle East would they be sending us to?
Graham: It doesn't say. It only says "non-conflict zones".
Sam: So basically, we'd be staying out of the Middle East
Jan 31st
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Jan 29th
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“Yeah. Okay. I want. 60 nuggets, all right? That’s 6-0. Like 6 times 10....”
– Evan, when ordering McDonalds last night
Jan 29th
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Jan 25th
I like to write about love and I like to write about the end of the world. For ease, I just combine the two subjects. Too bad I lost one of my best new poems…
Jan 25th
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I never had to learn to love her, like I learnt to love the bomb. She just came along and started to ignore me. As we waited for the big one, I started singing her my songs and I think she started feeling something for me.
Jan 25th
if you would stay, we could stick pins in the map of all the places where you thought that love would be found. but i would only need one pin to show where my love’s at.
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Me: Where are you guys going?
Kenneth: I don't know, we're supposed to dress business casual.
Me: You're not dressed business casual...
Kenneth: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK, DAVE? I don't give a shit!
Jan 23rd
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After seeing "Enter the Void"
Chip: Are we all cool with...never talking about this movie again?
Everyone else: "Yeah..."
Jan 23rd
“So many hipsters. I feel like this is a Guster concert.”
– Chip, before seeing “Enter the Void”
Jan 23rd
This is our new song, just like the latest ones A total waste of time
Jan 23rd
Put on some folk and writing my long, long story.
Jan 22nd
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I
The skull, the secret heart roads have not seen blood the tunnels of the dream, that Proteus viscera, neck, skeleton, I am those things. Incredibly I am also the memory of a spaced and a lonely setting sun gold is dispersed in shadow, nothing. I’m the one who sees the bows from port I am the rare books, the few fatigued by the time recorded. That I envy those who have already died. Rarer is...
Jan 21st
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Basically college life
“You buy the liquor, I’ll bring the beer.” case of natty lite. “BYOB?” case of natty lite. “I got you a birthday gift, man.” case of natty lite. “Breakin’ out the good stuff.” case of natty lite. “Yo sorry I got your girl pregnant.” case of natty lite?
Jan 20th
Orpheus melted the heart of Persephone, but I never had yours.
Jan 19th
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Kenneth (reading): "Man shoots friend for eating cake without asking"
Chris: "Dave...if you ever...ever eat my shit without asking. You will die"
Jan 19th
“Yeah, you know, Popeyes. Traditional African cuisine.”
– Kenneth
Jan 18th
i can see your tracks but i won’t follow them i just hope for rain or some kinda crazy wind to race them and chase them into oblivion
Jan 17th
Fairly accurate →
Jan 17th
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On the phone with a Target store clerk
Kenneth: "So. You're telling me that you don't price-match your own website?"
Clerk: "Yes. That's correct."
Kenneth: "That's some bullshit man"
Jan 17th
And you rip out all I have just to say that you won. Well now you’ve won. But I gave you all.
Jan 16th