January 2011
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Yeah they’re all Celtic and I’m Rangers, but if they put on a Celtic...
– Some guy
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The kind of people I associate with
Sam: Exactly what country in the Middle East would they be sending us to?
Graham: It doesn't say. It only says "non-conflict zones".
Sam: So basically, we'd be staying out of the Middle East
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Yeah. Okay. I want. 60 nuggets, all right? That’s 6-0. Like 6 times 10....
– Evan, when ordering McDonalds last night
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I like to write about love and I like to write about the end of the world. For ease, I just combine the two subjects. Too bad I lost one of my best new poems…
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I never had to learn to love her, like I learnt to love the bomb. She just came along and started to ignore me.
As we waited for the big one, I started singing her my songs and I think she started feeling something for me.
if you would stay, we could stick pins in the map of all the places where you thought that love would be found. but i would only need one pin to show where my love’s at.
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Me: Where are you guys going?
Kenneth: I don't know, we're supposed to dress business casual.
Me: You're not dressed business casual...
Kenneth: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK, DAVE? I don't give a shit!
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After seeing "Enter the Void"
Chip: Are we all cool with...never talking about this movie again?
Everyone else: "Yeah..."
So many hipsters. I feel like this is a Guster concert.
– Chip, before seeing “Enter the Void”
This is our new song, just like the latest ones
A total waste of time
Put on some folk and writing my long, long story.
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The skull, the secret heart roads have not seen blood the tunnels of the dream, that Proteus viscera, neck, skeleton, I am those things. Incredibly I am also the memory of a spaced and a lonely setting sun gold is dispersed in shadow, nothing. I’m the one who sees the bows from port I am the rare books, the few fatigued by the time recorded. That I envy those who have already died. Rarer is...
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Basically college life
“You buy the liquor, I’ll bring the beer.” case of natty lite.
“BYOB?” case of natty lite.
“I got you a birthday gift, man.” case of natty lite.
“Breakin’ out the good stuff.” case of natty lite.
“Yo sorry I got your girl pregnant.” case of natty lite?
Orpheus melted the heart of Persephone, but I never had yours.
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Kenneth (reading): "Man shoots friend for eating cake without asking"
Chris: "Dave...if you ever...ever eat my shit without asking. You will die"
Yeah, you know, Popeyes. Traditional African cuisine.
– Kenneth
i can see your tracks
but i won’t follow them
i just hope for rain
or some kinda crazy wind
to race them and chase them into oblivion
Fairly accurate →
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On the phone with a Target store clerk
Kenneth: "So. You're telling me that you don't price-match your own website?"
Clerk: "Yes. That's correct."
Kenneth: "That's some bullshit man"
And you rip out all I have just to say that you won. Well now you’ve won. But I gave you all.